I look better un-naked...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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