He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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