Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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