i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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