they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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