I wanna passion pit in your ass
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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