no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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