is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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