In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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