I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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