i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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