You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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