i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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