He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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