thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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