Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas