try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Someone shattered a urinal.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle