idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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