Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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