...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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