My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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