Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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