I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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