i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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