with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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