I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
apparently the secret to your success is patron
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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