part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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