i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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