he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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