ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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