using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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