just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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