I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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