We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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