I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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