And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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