He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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