these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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