If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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