Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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