I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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