Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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