You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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