been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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