Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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