On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?