Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
