Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just google imaged poop.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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