You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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