There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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