Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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