you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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