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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

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  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend

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• (310): View more from California

  Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee

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• (716): View more from New York

  Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?

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• (707): View more from California

  We are horrible

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  Yeah but we're also awesome

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