I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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