I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
do herpes really smell.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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